Morsomme sitater for single.. og om dating..

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Me: For christmas I want a unicorn.

Santa: Be realistic..

Me: Okey, I want a boyfriend.

Santa: What color do you want on your unicorn?

It’s the 21st century. I don’t need an alpha male to protect me. I need a geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud.” —Whitney Cummings

I’m dropping hints that I’m single. I’m single.” — Kim Kardashian

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

I been single for a while and I have to say its going very well.. Like..Its really working out.. I think Im the one.. – Emilie Heller

Current relationshipstatus; Made dinner for two. Ate both.

Date someone whos giving you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a resturant.

I’m single. And you got to be totally and beyond amazing to change that.

Singlelife; Realizing you can eat peanut butter out of the jar without judgement.

“If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you’re buying me drinks until you do.” – Unknown

“I went out with a guy once who told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, ‘I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”‘– Chelsea Handler

“I look great in my profile pictures. They were taken when I didn’t need online dating to meet people.”


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